Monday, August 29, 2005

The Big Easy Survives The Big Nothing...

Hysterical Sheppy Smith (ALL WHO STAY HERE WILL DIE!) of Fox now admits that New Orleans NEVER gets a direct hit and is pontificating so fast and furiously that he was right anyway but in areas we poor dumb folks cannot fathom.
Bourbon Street is not underwater. People are out and about.

New Orleans is safe. My cyber-perch atop a relatively tall building on Earhart Blvd. Will Katrina Send The Gunny To That Happy Firing Range In The Sky? has not been overrun, and my cyber-spit in the face to the media ghouls has left me unscathed. Piece of cake...ALWAYS bet against them and at the end of the day you'll be way ahead of the game.

Update: The President was just on and speaking about proposed relief services to the stricken areas, when he paused to mention that he was a Governor of a border state and appreciated peoples concerns about...

Poof. They cut him off. Both Fox and MSNBC realized that he was venturing away from the fear they are still trying to generate regarding the storm, and I didn't get to hear if he was talking about illegal imigration. Typical. Interrupt a real story with a fake one that has more potential to keep people glued to their sets.

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