Thursday, September 29, 2005

Parts Of New Orleans Reopen...

"Yawn dat doe, nit foh my? Daym stret fally'd wata two, three fit dee." Said an agitated resident when asked how the city looked after a month of being underwater.

Meanwhile, the acting NO PD Chief says there are over 100 luxury cars missing from a local dealership, hundreds of officers fled or were not where they were assigned to be, there does appear to be evidence that the police participated in the looting, and that he perfectly understands why former Chief Compass could no longer deal with all of the problems and left town with his wife in their brand new matching Cadillacs.

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