Monday, August 28, 2006

The Worst Book Cover Ever

Ah, pics, at last.

This is the cover for Steve's...Hog On Ice...book.

Doesn't quite scream Vanity Press as much as I thought it would, but close.

I mean, the bulletholes are, well, square.

In all honesty, I've never seen a more hideous cover that wasn't intended to be so. And remember, I really like guns. If Anne Rice came out with a new novel featuring a gun on the cover I'd at least look at it twice.

Will await the Amazon ranking. As he did when panning others, but as is the case with all writers, okay, NOT Anne Rice, I sincerely hope it is a smashing success.

I'd review it if he sent me a copy. Hell, I might buy one and review it anyway.

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