Monday, October 30, 2006

All Your Firm Responses Are Now Belong Us...


TEHRAN, Iran — Iran's firebrand president warned on Monday that his country would oppose an "appropriate and firm response" to any U.N. sanction over its nuclear program.

"Efforts by the big powers will only incite anger and hatred," Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told a large crowd on the outskirts of Tehran. "The Iranian nation will respond to restrictive activities with an appropriate and firm response," he said without elaborating.

The hardline Iranian president gave his speech as key United Nations Security Council members were deliberating a draft European resolution that would impose sanctions on Iran over its disputed nuclear program.

Pictured: Iranian firebrand, provocateur, rabble-rouser, rapscallion sparkplug Ahmadimmerbulb, pantomimes the approximate size of the largest camel penis he has ever fellated while humming the Iranian National Anthem in a bouncy C.

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