Monday, January 29, 2007

Damn Your Eyes, AlGore

This global warming is getting on my nerves. It's 32 degrees at 7 AM here, and that's not too far off the 26 that NYC is awakening to. Even Frostproof Florida is scraping off the ice and just try finding rock salt in the Sunshine State. Last time it was this cold was back in 1940, but they were too stupid to realize that we were hurtling towards our doom so everyone bundled up and worried about some new ice age because Al wasn't even born yet and couldn't warn them. The warmest January 29th was in 1950. 85 degrees. But again, no loons to sound the alarm so folks broke out the suntan oil and headed for the beaches.

Worst part about it?

It's too damned cold to go shooting. The locals are shivering and won't even hear of breaking out the machine parts that punch holes in cellulose.

Sorry. Hadda mail some stuff and am still in fool-the-post-office mode.

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