Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Don't Ya Just HATE When That Happens

"The gun, a "small" Derringer that holds two bullets, belongs to Doyle and wound up in Harcar's gym bag after the undersheriff borrowed it a few days earlier to go shooting at a range in Pennsylvania, according to Harcar's attorney, Gerard Hanlon. Harcar never used the weapon and had forgotten it was in the bag when the gun discharged, damaging lockers and startling the undersheriff along with the early-evening locker room crowd, Hanlon said."

Yep. It was in his gym bag and just went off. Hair trigger, I suppose. Gust of wind, and wham. Lucky thing all it held was "bullets" and not fully loaded ammunition.

And guess what the asshat shouted when it just-went-off? Okay, we'll give you a minute.

Time's up.

"My cellphone exploded!!"

Premature Discharge. There's gotta be a cure. We can send a man to the moon but we can't keep our Derringer's from going off when we least expect it.

Perhaps Ms Labia from the previous posting could give him a heaping helping of Sho Enuf.

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