Friday, January 26, 2007

We Get Letters

CALL FOR YOUR CLAIMS

Claims processing manager Ref. Number: T9Q/102/131/0035
We wish to inform you of the Yearly sweepstakes program that your Email
Address has won an Award sum of a total cash prize of 1,500,000.00
Euros (One Million Five Hundred Thousand Euros)in this category.Do
contact the Agency below for your Claim.

You can stake your claim by the following informations: (which I did
and sent back the following)

Name: Fits
Age: Quaternary
Sex: Often as I damned well please
Address: Sir, Gunny, Harder, big boy
Telephone Number: 1-800-FUCK-OFF

Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and Complications
please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.
Mr.Wilma Bekkamp,
Claims processing manager
EUROPW LOTTO PLUS
Email:europwlot6@netscape.net
Tel: +31-641-22-4400
Fax: +31-847-228-185.


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