Saturday, February 23, 2008

Here's Why Guns On Campus Make The Big Shots Go Weak In The Knees

TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (AP) - "Alabama safety Rashad Johnson was charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly knocking a security guard down at an off-campus bar early Saturday morning, Tuscaloosa police said.

It was the second arrest involving a Tide player in the past week. Defensive lineman Jeremy Elder was charged with two counts of first-degree robbery last Sunday night."

Since I'm not a big fan of prior restraint I wouldn't mind a bit if allowing college students to carry concealed weapons meant the TEAM players too.

But the heads of these august centers of learning go apeshit just at the thought of a Rashad the football star or Tyrone the basketball jones packing heat.

Sports are tremendous money makers for colleges, and having half the team in jail and the other half recovering from gunshot wounds is never going to happen. The very reason such creatures even exist is because liberals got in the way of natural selection. Men incapable of handling firearms in a lawful manner used to be killed or given lengthy prison sentences, but now guns are kept from them so but of course they multiply like rats in a particularly filthy alley.

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