Thursday, June 11, 2009

WELCOME BACK, CARTER

by Ann Coulter

"Well, I'm glad that's over! Now that our silver-tongued president has gone to Cairo to soothe Muslims' hurt feelings, they love us again! Muslims in Pakistan expressed their appreciation for President Barack Obama's speech by bombing a fancy hotel in Peshawar this week.

Operating on the liberal premise that what Arabs really respect is weakness, Obama listed, incorrectly, Muslims' historical contributions to mankind, such as algebra (actually that was the ancient Babylonians), the compass (that was the Chinese), pens (the Chinese again) and medical discoveries (huh?).

But why be picky? All these inventions came in mighty handy on Sept. 11, 2001! Thanks, Muslims!!

Obama bravely told the Cairo audience that 9/11 was a very nasty thing for Muslims to do to us, but on the other hand, they are victims of colonization.

Except we didn't colonize them. The French and the British did. So why are Arabs flying planes into our buildings and not the Arc de Triomphe? (And gosh, haven't the Arabs done a lot with the Middle East since the French and the British left!)

In another sharks-to-kittens comparison, Obama said, "Now let me be clear, issues of women's equality are by no means simply an issue for Islam." No, he said, "the struggle for women's equality continues in many aspects of American life."

So on one hand, 12-year-old girls are stoned to death for the crime of being raped in Muslim countries. But on the other hand, we still don't have enough female firefighters here in America.

Delusionally, Obama bragged about his multiculti worldview, saying, "I reject the view of some in the West that a woman who chooses to cover her hair is somehow less equal." In Saudi Arabia, Iran, Afghanistan and other Muslim countries, women "choose" to cover their heads on pain of losing them.

...Obama's "I'm OK, You're OK" speech would be hilarious, if it weren't so terrifying."

Liberals. Can't live with 'em, can't put 'em on the menu.

So what's the scoop on these seemingly stupid folks? Going of course by Ben Franklin's description that "anyone under the age of 30 who isn't liberal has no heart, and anyone over the age of 30 who is has no brain".

Kids are invariably left leaning; hugs are all that's needed to get by, yadda yadda, but when adults despise their own country and admire slavery and believe that only vastly superior minds (see-slavery) can ever be considered for the short list of who gets to have true liberty or not, and that some people deserve kudos for just breathing cuz maybe their ancestors were treated harshly by the Roman empire and southern democrats, well, this is a problem.

Lot to do with guilt, too. Guilt for admiring slavery, hating ones country, being childish enough to think that rainbows and ice cream cones and unicorns are all that's needed to stop someone from flying airplanes into office buildings, etc.

True lefties also know that they shouldn't be trusted with guns or really sharp knives so they cannot imagine how ANYONE could. And that says a lot all by its lonesome.

Trust.

Real libs don't even trust some babies to be born because mommy might get migraines from alla them nightly crying jags, and are in favor of killing thousands of them each year, babies, not mommies, at least for now, because if ANYONE cannot be trusted, its a baby.

In summation, hating the country of ones birth, despising liberty, thinking that abortion is really just another cool ass method of birth control, and willing to let bad guys loose and good guys to the slammer for nothing more than being born free and wanting to keep it that way, kind of sort of bespeaks a certain degree of mental illness.

Oh yeah, and lets not forget the POWER aspect. The power to bring down the only truely free institution in the known galaxy is some heavy shit. Heady. Spine tingling even, I bet.

Can anyone really doubt how bugfuck crazy they are? Click the headline and read all of what Ann has to say, please. Pretty please even.

1 comment:

cezar said...

:'( miam uitat parola la mess