White House Super Bowl Partiers Scarf Down The Salts And Fat...

*Bratwurst

*Kielbasa

*Cheeseburgers
*Deep Dish Pizza

*Buffalo Wings

*German Potato Salad
*Twice Baked Potatoes
*Snyders Potato Chips and Pretzels

*Chips and Dips

*Salad

*Ice Cream

No, that isn't the latest list of banned substances coming from the awesome mouth of Queen Shelly. That is the White House Super Bowl party menu. The Obama's, you see, retain the right to serve whatever foodstuffs they desire...but...don't think that you are smart enough to do the same.

Charming little dictators, eh?